steph-was-here: do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you aren’t around to witness it not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes thats the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them
jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
caraknightley: mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
when women are raped while drunk it’s their fault for drinking alcohol but when men rape people while drunk they couldn’t help it because they drank alcohol
rapewhistled: citgo: i wish peanut butter never existed
partypetunia: it’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager
neck kissing is really fucking hot though
How to read any John Green book
Step 1: Read book
Step 2: Finish book
Step 3: Wander around in a confused stupor for a week and question your entire existence and every decision you've ever made