I am a high school graduate.
iwillevisceratetheheartsoutofyou:
Macaroni being made
are you fUCKING KIDDING MEI can’t stop watching it
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If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
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Dear US Government: Once again, please kindly consider backing the fuck off of what goes in and comes out of my vaginal canal. Thank you, Stoya
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look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:
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the people that reblogged this and didn’t know it was from a mayday parade video makes me laugh
And I hope when people see your stupid comment, they realize how ignorant you are bc that doesn’t fucking matter. If they like the fucking gif, let them reblog it. People like you give fans a bad name.
^thank you
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